What Distracts Me From My Reality Is

I Feel People Think I'm Almost Like A Robot - Like An Android I Just Don't Really Get Portrayed As Someone Who Has Feelings Or Who Is Sympathetic Like A Self-absorbed Ice Queen.

When I Talk About My Husband, I Feel As If People Roll Their Eyes. It's Like When You're 16 And Order A Martini, And The Waiter Says, 'do You Think I'm Stupid?'. They Can't Grasp That I'm Old Enough To Be Married.

I Think Most Of Us Maintain Some Sort Of Fantasy In Our Minds That We Are Heroes, If Only Secretly, That We Could Really Be Amazing If Only Given A Chance. That We Could All Be Loved One Day. You Can Always Think Of Yourself As Being Transcendent Or Heroic. I Think We All Are.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy. My Sex Drive Is So High. I'd Rather Have Sex With Brian All The Time Than Leave The House. He Doesn't Mind.

Real Crime-beat Investigative Journalism Does Seem To Be Really Dwindling, Especially In This Age With Everything Being Centered Around Iphones. Everyone's A Journalist Today, Essentially. Every Pedestrian On The Street Has The Potential Of Capturing A Big Story On Their Mobile Device And Then Selling It And Making A Lot Of Money.