What Distracts Me From My Reality Is

I'm Self-loathing, Introverted, And Neurotic.

I Have No Friends And I Never Leave My House.

I Was Always übersexual...i Was Always Wearing The Smallest Clothes I Could Find. I Would Go To The Mall Like That — In A Short, Short Skirt And A Giant Wedge Heel. That's What You Do When You're A Teenage Girl In A Small Town.

I Always Bring Cash For Tips, And I Never Give Less Than $20. I Used To Work In A Smoothie Shop, So I Know The Value Of A Tip.

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.