I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

Women Hold The Power Because We Have The Vaginas. If You're In A Heterosexual Relationship And You're A Female, You Win.

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

Every Time I Leave The House Or We Go Anywhere, There Is A Paranoia. We Always Have To Watch For Specific Cars And Specific Signs That We're Being Photographed.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.