I See My Face In The Mirror

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?