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Does Anyone Really Go Into Nursing Intending To Be Apathetic, Cold And Removed From Suffering? I Find That Very Difficult To Believe.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

My Mum Taught Me To Knit When I Was A Child, And I Turn To It, For Some Weird Reason, When I'm Feeling Depressed.

I Had Always Fancied A Go At The Comedy And When It Started To Go Reasonably Well And The Opportunity Arose For Me To Move Into It Full Time, I Just Couldn't Turn It Down. I Just Took The Risk, And I Just Wanted To See If It Would Work And Thankfully It Did.

I Don't Know If We Will Ever Try Again Because Those Sort Of Things Are Very Hard To Organise But Yes, I've Known Doon For Years And John As Well But I Hadn't Met Will Before, And He Turned Out To Be A Good Laugh.