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An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.
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An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor

Jo Brand
An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.
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