What Can The Harvest Hope For...

Nothing But Dust And Fundamentalists.

They Were Small, Brightly Coloured, Happy Little Creatures Who Secreted Some Of The Nastiest Toxins In The World, Which Is Why The Job Of Looking After The Large Vivarium Where They Happily Passed Their Days Was Given To First-year Students, On The Basis That If They Got Things Wrong There Wouldn't Be Too Much Education Wasted.

People Don't Like Change. But Make The Change Fast Enough And You Go From One Type Of Normal To Another.

My Agent Pointed Out One Day That I Had Been Quoted By A Columnist In Some American Newspaper, And He Noted With Some Glee That They Simply Identified Me By Name Without Reminding People Who I Was, Apparently In The Clear Expectation That Their Readers Would Know Who I Am.

I Dinna Trust Him," Said Slightly Mad Angus. "he Reads Books An' Such.