Lessee...he'd Gone Off After The Funeral And

All Holy Piety In Public, And All Peeled Grapes And Self-indulgence In Private.

Even A Really Bad Creator Would At Least Have Started With Earth, Air, Fire, Water And Surprise.

It Was Like Being In A Jane Austen Novel, But One With Far Less Clothing.

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He Had Never Been Interested In Stories At Any Age, And Had Never Quite Understood The Basic Concept. He'd Never Read A Work Of Fiction All The Way Through. He Did Remember, As A Small Boy, Being Really Annoyed At The Depiction Of Hickory Dickory Dock In A Rag Book Of Nursery Rhymes Because The Clock In The Drawing Was Completely Wrong For The Period.