You Don't Save A Pitcher For Tomorrow.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.