The French Don't Know How To Cook

You Bloody Silly Fool!

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

The French Don't Know How To Cook Breakfast.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.