We're More Effective Than Birth Control Pills.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

George Burns Has Been On My Show Twenty Or Thirty Times, Or Maybe More. How Can You Turn Down A Guy That Age?

There Was This Billy Goat At A Movie Studio Who Found And Ate A Can Of Film. When A Nanny Asked Him How He Liked It, He Said, "it Was All Right But I Liked The Book Better."