Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television,

Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized.

I'm Not One Of Those Who Spring Up Yelling, "yippee! Another Day!" I'll Grumble And Sulk Around A Couple Of Hours, Reading Newspapers And Trying To Pick Out An Idea I Might Do Something With On The Show. But I Don't Really Start Functioning Until Noon Or Later; Then About Two I Go To The Studio And The Pace Begins To Quicken.

I Have No Use For Eight Houses, 88 Cars And 500 Suits. I Can't Eat But One Steak At A Time. I Don't Want But One Woman. It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth.

I Know A Man Who Gave Up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, And Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right Up To The Day He Killed Himself.

Thanksgiving Is An Emotional Holiday. People Travel Thousands Of Miles To Be With People They Only See Once A Year. And Then Discover Once A Year Is Way Too Often.