We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

If Somebody Hits You With An Object You Should Beat The Hell Out Of Them.

To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.