I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That

With The Acting, It's Somebody Else's Brainchild, And I'm Just Sort Of Helping Flesh It Out. There's A Special Satisfaction To Being The Brains Behind The Operation.

I Serve Society By Rocking!

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.

What Do You Do After You Go To Space, More Importantly? You Can't Go To A More Intense, Awesome Thing. That's The End.