We're Green Day. We Can Do Whatever

Music Has Never Been At A Better Time Then It Is Right Now, We're Really Lucky To Be A Part Of This Wonderful Thing Called Music.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.