We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.