We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wheelbarrow Breaks And It Takes Four Relatives To Figure Out How To Fix It.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.