We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.