Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To

The Best Exercise For Golfers Is Golfing.

If I Needed Advice From My Caddie, He'd Be Hitting The Shots And I'd Be Carrying The Bag.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

The Rewards Of Golf, And Of Life Too I Expect, Are Worth Very Little If You Don't Play The Game By The Etiquette As Well As By The Rules.

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.