Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To

Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life. You Get Bad Breaks From Good Shots; You Get Good Breaks From Bad Shots - But You Have To Play The Ball Where It Lies.

The Toughest Opponent Of All Is Old Man Par. He's A Patient Soul Who Never Shoots A Birdie And Never Incurs A Bogey. And If You Would Travel The Long Road With Him, You Must Be Patient, Too.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

One Reason Golf Is Such An Exasperating Game Is That A Thing We Learned Is So Easily Forgotten, And We Find Ourselves Struggling Year After Year With Faults We Had Discovered And Corrected Time And Again.

There Isn't A Hole Out There [augusta] That Can't Be Birdied If You Just Think. But There Isn't One That Can't Be Double-bogeyed If You Stop Thinking.