I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

Bad Putting Is Due More To The Effect The Green Has Upon The Player Than It Has Upon The Action Of The Ball.

If I Had Ever Been Set Down In Any One Place And Told I Was To Play There, And Nowhere Else, For The Rest Of My Life, I Should Have Chosen The Old Course At St. Andrews.

The Difference Between A Sand Trap And Water Hazard Is The Difference Between A Car Crash And An Airplane Crash. You Have A Chance Of Recovering From A Car Crash.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.