Well, I Lost My Virginity In A

I Do Sarcasm Really Poorly.

I Come From A Military Family.

I Don't Really Take Myself Very Seriously.

Well, I Lost My Virginity In A Car. But It Wasn't A Very Nice One.

With All The Technology We're Inventing And What They're Coming Up With Scientifically, People Are Having Longer Lifetimes. It's Scary, But In The Same Sense It's Also Very Exciting.