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People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

Everywhere I Go, People Come Up To Me On The Street And Ask Me If There’s Going To Be Another One!

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

The Holy Roman Empire Was Neither Holy Nor Roman Nor An Empire. Discuss.