Well, I Don't Know How Astute I

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

Only I Can Change My Life. No One Can Do It For Me.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.