Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.