I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.