Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

When I'm In Power, Here's How I'm Gonna Put The Country Back On Its Feet. I'm Going To Put Sterilizing Agents In The Following Products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, And Thick-crust Pizza. Only The 'tardiest Of The 'tards Like The Thick Crust.

There Are Certain Things Women Are Better At Than Men.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.