Welcome To Suckersville, Man.

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals... Except The Weasel.

I'm A Level 5 Vegan, I Don't Eat Anything That Casts A Shadow.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Ah, Sweet Pity. Where Would My Love Life Be Without It?

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.