Ah, Sweet Pity. Where Would My Love

Love Is A Snowmobile Racing Across The Tundra And Then Suddenly It Flips Over, Pinning You Underneath. At Night, The Ice Weasels Come.

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

Part Of The Fun Of Being Alive Is Knowing That You're Annoying The Hell Out Of Someone Else.

Humor Does Depend On Surprise, And The Things That People Remember As The Funniest Things In The World, You Look At Later And You Go, "what? What Was That All About?"

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.