I'm A Level 5 Vegan, I Don't

One Of The Great Things About The Internet Is That You Can Read What Everybody Has To Say About Everything. It Is Fascinating To Me, The Critiques About Humor By People Who Have No Sense Of Humor.

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

When You Do Things Right, People Won't Be Sure You've Done Anything At All.

I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing Actually Paid Off!