Welcome Back, My Cheeky Wee Monkeys.

These Days, Teachers Have It Rough. Kids Can Be Hyperactive, Disobedient, And Obnoxious. It Must Feel Like Being Locked In A Room Of Drunk Midgets.

Even A Chameleon Needs The Proper Amount Of Suction.

I Freely Admit I'm Confused. I'm A Confused And Troubled Individual But At The Same Time...its Free!

Sometimes They Would Just Pay Me To Stay Home And Not Do Anything Else, Which Sounds Fantastic But Doesn't Do Much For Your Ego. Its Probably A Little Like Getting Alimony - The Money Is Nice But Has A Nasty Aftertaste.

If Scotland And America Go To War, I'm Afraid I've Already Sworn In.