It's A Great Day For America, Everybody!

I'm Crazy. I Know I'm Crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu Told Me, And He's Very Clever. He Said, 'you Must Free Yourself, Be More Of Who You Are. Be More Crazy.' And I'm Going To.

They've Found A Link Between Chemicals In Shampoo And Obesity. If You're Eating Shampoo, Your Weight Is The Least Of Your Concerns.

It's A Book. It's Mine. And It's Done.

I Have A Beard. Just Not On My Face.

I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.