It's A Great Day For America, Everybody!

Remember The Band, Flock Of Seagulls? They Had Their Van Stolen. I Was Like, They Still Have A Van?

Is It Really That Important? It's Just Television, For God's Sake. It's Not Medicine Or Something.

Don't Protest Outside Of A Rich Man's House In The Daytime, You'll Just Scare The Maid, And That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's Job.

It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober Than Drunk. Who Knew?

Everything I Think Of Now Is Too Rude To Actually Say.