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Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

We [americans] Are Not A Freedom-loving People In The Beautiful, Spiritual Sense. We Have An Inspiring Constitution, But We're A Hardhearted People.

Like On The Airlines, They Say They Want To 'pre-board'. Well, What The Hell Is 'pre Board'? What Does That Mean? To Get On Before You Get On?