In Comic Strips, The Person On The

Capitalism Tries For A Delicate Balance: It Attempts To Work Things Out So That Everyone Gets Just Enough Stuff To Keep Them From Getting Violent And Trying To Take Other People’s Stuff.

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

When I Was Young I Used To Read About The Decline Of Western Civilization, And I Decided It Was Something I Would Like To Make A Contribution To.