We Want The Same Effect As If

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

The Best Way You Hurt Rich People Is By Turning Them Into Poor People

You Know You Can't Just Run And Shoot People In The Knee-caps With Double Barreled Shotgun 'cause You're Pissed At Them.

I Want A Woman Who Can Arouse My Intellect As Well As My Loins.