I Just Voted For Jesse Jackson !

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off Your Face!

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.