My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.