We Tend To Outdo Ourselves.

I Realize I Look Very Hip Hop But I'm Really More Emo With A Definite Brazilian Flavor.

I Would Say My Return To My Faith Is - It's A Very Personal Thing.

The Whole Idea Of Comedy, There Is Nothing Normal About Going Up On Stage To Make Strangers Laugh. But I'm Also Not An Exhibitionist Like Other Comics. I'm Not Up There Talking About Masturbating.

I Saw This College Team Bowling Championship. Each Team Had Their Own Coach. What Kind Of Strategy Advice Is A Bowling Coach Giving? "you Know What? This Time Timmy, I Want You To Knock Down All The Pins." "you Sure?" "trust Me. Just Do It Son!"

You Know, I Want To Teach, But I Don’t Want To Read?