I Realize I Look Very Hip Hop

Once You Put Bacon Into A Salad It's No Longer A Salad, It Just Becomes A Game Of Find The Bacon In The Lettuce. It's Like You're Panning For Gold, Hmmmmm, Eureka!

Faith Is Something That's - It's Hard To Articulate. It's - There's - It's Not Based On Logic.

I Think When I Started Doing Stand-up, That's When I Really Tried To Question Everything In My Belief System Which Is - I Think A Pretty Important Part Of Being A Comedian Is Really Questioning Things.

Other People's Children's Birthday Parties Are The Most Joyful Events You Will Ever Resent Having To Attend.

The Idea Of Being A Practicing Catholic, It's - For Me, It's Like - I Need A Lot Of Practice, You Know What I Mean?