We Often Seem To Be Swimming Through

The Thing Is This: You Got To Have Fun While You're Fightin' For Freedom, 'cause You Don't Always Win.

One Function Of The Income Gap Is That The People At The Top Of The Heap Have A Hard Time Even Seeing Those At The Bottom. They Practically Need A Telescope. The Pharaohs Of Ancient Egypt Probably Didn't Was A Lot Of Time Thinking About The People Who Build Their Pyramids, Either.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

Americans Are Not Getting Screwed By The Republican Party. They're Getting Screwed By The Large Corporations That Bought And Own The Republican Party.

Texas Liberals Are The Camels Of Good News. We Can Cross Entire Deserts Between Oases.