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If You Really Wanted To Settle Down The Middle East, If What You Wanted Was Change In The Middle East, It Is Perfectly Obvious That The First Step Is Resolving The Israeli/palestinian Conflict.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

I Often Plagiarize From Myself. I Like To Think Of This As Ecological Journalism: I Recycle.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

As I Have Pointed Out Time And Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Cheaper To Send Little Kids To School Than It Is To Let Them Grow Up Into Young Thugs Who Have To Be Sent To Prison, Not To Mention The Savings In The Wear And Tear On The Nerves, Property, And Safety Of The Rest Of The Citizenry.