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Next Time I Tell You Someone From Texas Should Not Be President Of The United States, Please Pay Attention.

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.

In Texas, We Do Not Hold High Expectations For The [governor's] Office; It's Mostly Been Occupied By Crooks, Dorks And The Comatose.

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