We Live In A Democracy. We Have

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

[mark] Twain Called Congress "the Only Distinctly Native Criminal Class In America. We've Lately Sent A United States Senator To The Penitentiary." That Was A Fact.

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.

[mark] Twain Was A Publisher. He Published General Grant's Memoirs (a Big Success) And Had A Hand In The Publishing Of Many Of His Own Books. He Would, I Think, Be Very Keen About The Question Of How A Book Would Sell.

Man Looks In The Abyss, There's Nothing Staring Back At Him. At That Moment, Man Finds His Character. And That Is What Keeps Him Out Of The Abyss.