We Hould Totally Make Out Right Now

I'm Excited To Be Seen As Sexy. But Not Slutty.

I Never Think It's Right To Chew Gum In Front Of Other People, But A Lot Of Times I'll Come In For A Meeting Chewing Gum And I'll Forget I'm Chewing It. Then You Don't Want To Swallow It Because It Stays In Your System For Seven Years Or Something, So I've Asked To Throw It Away. I've Started To Wonder If That's Why I Didn't Get Certain Movies.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.

You Ask If You Look Good And You Know People Are Lying. It Was A Depressing Thing To Experience. I Was Going To These Parties Where I Used To Be Ignored And Then All Of A Sudden People Are Paying Attention To Me.