We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.

Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.

I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home, Putting It In The Bedroom.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.