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When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

You Were Out On Tour, 75 Cities In 80 Days, And Then Making Records On Top Of It. And They Started Calling Us The Hollywood Vampires 'cause Anybody Only Saw Us At Night.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.

If You Blink Your Eyes Or Go Get A Coke, You've Missed 10 Things.

I'm Eighteen And I Like It.