We Don't Seem To Be Able To

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

Know What You're Doing, Love What You're Doing, And Believe In What You're Doing.

I Guess There Is No Two Races Of People In Worse Repute With Everybody Than The International Bankers, And The Folks That Put All Those Pins In New Shirts.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.