Age Is A Slowing Down Of Everything

What's For Dinner Is The Only Question Many Husbands Ask Their Wives, And The Only One To Which They Care About The Answer.

The First Two Days Of A Vacation Are Endless; Then It Flies.

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.

A Car Is Useless In New York, Essential Everywhere Else. The Same With Good Manners.