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A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.