We Can Either Continue To Collectively Stand

If You Ask 99.9 Percent Of Parents Who Have Children With Autism If We'd Rather Have The Measles Versus Autism, We'd Sign Up For The Measles.

I Wished To God The Doctor Had Handed Me A Pamphlet That Said, 'hey, Sorry About The Autism, But Here's A Step-by-step List On What To Do Next.' But Doctors Don't Do That. They Say 'sorry' And Move You Along.

Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.

I Love Botox, I Absolutely Love It. I Get It Minimally So I Can Still Move My Face. But I Really Do Think It's A Savior.

I'm Not A Sex Symbol.