We Can All Be Prouder To Be

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"

The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.

Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

Love Is More Pleasant Once You Get Out Of Your Twenties. It Doesn't Hurt All The Time.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.