I Hate To Say It, But I

I Don't Differentiate Much, Except In Degree, Between People Who Believe In Religion From Those Who Believe In Astrology, Magic Or The Supernatural.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I Had A Great Time Though And It Was Worth Every Nickel Of It Because By Doing This Lame Piece About The Game I Can Put It On My Expense Account.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

We Can All Be Prouder To Be Human Beings, Because That's What They Were. They Make Up For A Lot Of Liars, Cheats, And Terrorists Among Us.