I Hate To Say It, But I

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.

The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I Had A Great Time Though And It Was Worth Every Nickel Of It Because By Doing This Lame Piece About The Game I Can Put It On My Expense Account.

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.