We Are The People Our Parents Warned

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

This Morning I Shot Six Holes In My Freezer. I Think I've Got Cabin Fever.

There Will Always Be Those Who Feel More Comfortable Not Venturing From The Warmth Of The Hearth, But There Are Those Who Prefer To Look Out The Window And Wonder What Is Beyond The Horizon.

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

You Know, As A Writer, I'm More Of A Listener Than A Writer, Cuz If I Hear Something I Will Write It Down.