We Are The People Our Parents Warned

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

Quitting Doesn't Enter My Mind.

I Can't Fax You My Love, I Can't Email My Heart.

Surrounded By Stories Surreal And Sublime, I Fell In Love In The Library Once Upon A Time.