When They Tried To Draft Me, I

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

If It Doesn't Work Out There Will Never Be Any Doubt That The Pleasure Was Worth All The Pain.

I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

Under The Heavens And Under The Sea There's A Friend I Don't Know, Who Holds The Right Key.

This Morning I Shot Six Holes In My Freezer. I Think I've Got Cabin Fever.