When They Tried To Draft Me, I

One Of The Inescapable Encumbrances Of Leading An Interesting Life Is That There Have To Be Moments When You Almost Lose It.

We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About.

If I Don't Die By Thursday, I'll Be Roaring Friday Night.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

I Slowly Surrender To The Child In Me Who Can't Say Goodbye.