Tonight I Just Need My Guitar.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

My Voyage Was Never A Well-conceived Plan, Nor Will It Ever Be. I Have Made It Up As I Went Along.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.